So much hate
im so futuristic. i feel like everytime i speak someone should be paying me. brand new thought generated into this bullshit regurgitated discourse. i feel like when i smile at someone they remember that there’s astroids out there and shit. animals flock to me like they did to snow white. the universe looks out for me. i shoulda died at least 14 times now. babies instantly want me to hold them. they want me to be their new father. i make females with boyfriends have uncomfortable thoughts. i make boyfriends of females rethink their sexuality. if i ever sacrificed my hip to do a running two legged kick to the chest of someone, that would most likely be the last conscious experience living. i have such an efficient bladder i need to shit at this very moment.